Health Records Released
Presidential candidates often release their health records to assure voters that they are healthy enough to serve office. Voters know that four years is a long time and the last thing a voter wants is a president who is not healthy enough to serve for four years. Americans want a vice-president to do nothing and not have to serve as president. I may not always been in perfect health, but I am in good health now and am capable of serving as president.
FROM THE OFFICE OF DR. SYLVAIN DuLITTLE:
Paitent: Ahmnodt Heare
Date: Ailment:
10/27/05 Simple Chronic Halitosis
4/29/06 Ring-Around-the-Collar
5/11/06 Penile Discharge
5/18/06 Vaginal Discharge
4/3/07 Diagnosed with ADHD
12/11/08 Simple Chronic Halitosis
4/1/09 Complex Chronic Halitosis
12/2/09 Menstural cramps
11/19/10 Hiccups
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 