Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Health Records Released

Presidential candidates often release their health records to assure voters that they are healthy enough to serve office.  Voters know that four years is a long time and the last thing a voter wants is a president who is not healthy enough to serve for four years.  Americans want a vice-president to do nothing and not have to serve as president.  I may not always been in perfect health, but I am in good health now and am capable of serving as president.

FROM THE OFFICE OF DR. SYLVAIN DuLITTLE:

Paitent: Ahmnodt Heare

Date:                                                            Ailment:

10/27/05                                                    Simple Chronic Halitosis

4/29/06                                                       Ring-Around-the-Collar

5/11/06                                                       Penile Discharge

5/18/06                                                       Vaginal Discharge

4/3/07                                                         Diagnosed with ADHD

12/11/08                                                     Simple Chronic Halitosis

4/1/09                                                         Complex Chronic Halitosis

12/2/09                                                      Menstural cramps

11/19/10                                                    Hiccups

November 19, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, election, health care, politics | , , , ,

7 Comments

  1. hope this helps you. I had awful bad breath and tonsil stones. Thank god my only friend told me to check Oraltech Labs advice as it got rid of her bad breath and her post nasal drip. I’ve been following Oraltech Labs advice for about 4 months now and I feel much better, also at work people are not avoiding me anymore so it seems to have cured my bad breath as well, so good luck. Jenny NY

    Comment by breath cure | November 19, 2010

  2. Jenny NY,

    Thank you for your concern, but I no longer have breath problems since I learned to gargle the Summer’s Eve water-and-vinegar flavor before a woman uses it.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 19, 2010

  3. Um, so I take it you won’t be needing a First lady then…?

    Comment by bschooled | November 19, 2010

  4. But if you do, let me know.

    (I have a friend with Chronic Plugged Nose who’d be perfect for you!)

    Comment by bschooled | November 19, 2010

  5. Bschooled, I might need a First lady after all. My breath is fine as long as I get to the Summer’s Eve before it’s used.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 19, 2010

  6. I am going to walk away without leaving a comment.

    Comment by yellowcat | November 20, 2010

  7. There’s no need to walk away, Yellowcat. I am no longer contagious.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 20, 2010


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