Health Records Released
Presidential candidates often release their health records to assure voters that they are healthy enough to serve office. Voters know that four years is a long time and the last thing a voter wants is a president who is not healthy enough to serve for four years. Americans want a vice-president to do nothing and not have to serve as president. I may not always been in perfect health, but I am in good health now and am capable of serving as president.
FROM THE OFFICE OF DR. SYLVAIN DuLITTLE:
Paitent: Ahmnodt Heare
Date: Ailment:
10/27/05 Simple Chronic Halitosis
4/29/06 Ring-Around-the-Collar
5/11/06 Penile Discharge
5/18/06 Vaginal Discharge
4/3/07 Diagnosed with ADHD
12/11/08 Simple Chronic Halitosis
4/1/09 Complex Chronic Halitosis
12/2/09 Menstural cramps
11/19/10 Hiccups
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
hope this helps you. I had awful bad breath and tonsil stones. Thank god my only friend told me to check Oraltech Labs advice as it got rid of her bad breath and her post nasal drip. I’ve been following Oraltech Labs advice for about 4 months now and I feel much better, also at work people are not avoiding me anymore so it seems to have cured my bad breath as well, so good luck. Jenny NY
Jenny NY,
Thank you for your concern, but I no longer have breath problems since I learned to gargle the Summer’s Eve water-and-vinegar flavor before a woman uses it.
Um, so I take it you won’t be needing a First lady then…?
But if you do, let me know.
(I have a friend with Chronic Plugged Nose who’d be perfect for you!)
Bschooled, I might need a First lady after all. My breath is fine as long as I get to the Summer’s Eve before it’s used.
I am going to walk away without leaving a comment.
There’s no need to walk away, Yellowcat. I am no longer contagious.