Ahmnodt Heare for President

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The Days Ahead

This is a slow week for my business, but starting next week, I will be busy for the next two months.  The Christmas strategies I have set up for my clients are in the implementation stage.  Basically, the week will comprise of spending 30-40 minutes a day looking at data and not much else.  The first Monday in December is when my clients start looking for a new campaign for the new year.  The first week in January is when I start picking up new clients as they are looking for a new marketing plan and get better results.

My work day started at 8:30AM and ended at 9:10.  It will be like that the rest of the week,  This will give me a lot of time to campaign.  It starts tonight as I go to Kiryas Joel, NY for the lighting of the town’s menorah celebrating the start of Hanukkah.  I will campaign there until 7:30 before heading home and setting up for tonight’s podcast at 9:00PM Eastern.

Tomorrow will be spent at the morgue as I campaign to those who have recently deceased as many of them are still registered to vote and will remained registered if they vote in 2012,  The night will be spent going to neighborhood bars campaigning to drunks before they pass out.

Thursday will be spent at gas stations touting my energy plan.  Gas prices have spiraled upward in recent weeks and I want to put a stop to it.  I will also go to Rahway State Prison and campaign on death row.  (As soon as they are executed, they will be dead and be able to vote,)

I will not campaign during the day on Friday as I will have to spend some time Christmas shopping.  I think I will buy bschooled some tampons so she can make some of her critically acclaimed tampon sculptures.  Friday night will be spent in town.  I will campaign as the town’s Christmas tree is lit during an otherwise boring ceremony.

I will be quite busy even though I will not be working.


November 30, 2010 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , , ,


  1. You should also try to campaign in Germany. It seems to have worked out okay for the current president.

    Comment by Mel | November 30, 2010

  2. I will be campaigning in Germany in the Spring. I will be going through Europe getting people to vote for the leader of the free world.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 30, 2010

  3. I can almost see the snow 🙂

    Comment by Mel | November 30, 2010

  4. makes me want to drink alchoholic beverages

    Comment by matt | December 1, 2010

  5. Matt, if you decide that you are going to drink alcoholic beverages, do it in a bar in northwestern New Jersey. This way we can meet up and I can tell you more about my campaign.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | December 1, 2010

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  8. I’m jealous. Bschooled gets tampons, what do I get?

    Comment by yellowcat | December 3, 2010

  9. Yellowcat,I was thinking of getting you some maxi-pads for Christmas. And also some Tylenol or Bufferin for your job.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | December 3, 2010

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