Why Redskins? Why?
I spent the first 30 years of my life living in Washington, DC. There are some advantages and disadvantages (mostly disadvantages) to living somewhere without a governor, senator, or representative with full voting powers. One way we are like other cities is that we have professional sports teams. Washington has the Redskins (football), Nationals (baseball), Capitals (hockey) and Bullets Wizards (basketball).
I grew up watching the Redskins, Capitals, and Bullets. I quit watching basketball when the Bullets changed their name to the Wizards because when I think of “wizards” I think of cartoon characters. This is how the Bullets have been playing since the name change. I hopped on the Nationals bandwagon when the Expos moved from Montreal.
Every professional sporting event I had ever attended was played in the Washington metropolitan area. Yesterday I watched the Redskins play the Giants at Jets Stadium. (I hate the Giants, so I call the new stadium “Jets Stadium” just to tick off Giants fans. The stadium is actually called, “New Meadowlands Stadium.”) It was cold and windy, but the weather wasn’t as miserable as the way the Redskins played.
I do not know what was worse; The Redskins turning the ball over SIX TIMES or TWO running backs rushing for two touchdowns and 100 yards. The final score was Giants 31 Redskins 6, but it could have been worse. It would have been bad watching a debacle like that if the game was played at FedEx Field in Washington or watching it in the comfort of my own home. But wearing burgundy and gold in a sea of blue made me an easy target of deranged Giants fans.
It was such a distraught and upsetting experience that I couldn’t get myself to write anything when I got home. I did not blog, send a tweet, or “liked” anything on Facebook. And to add insult to injury, I got home in time to watch the Dallas Cowboys win.
I wonder why the Redskins had to play as horribly as they did yesterday. It was probably because they knew I was in attendance and they felt the pressure of playing in front of the next President of the United States. It’s like tennis star Andy Murray choking in Wimbledon when he plays in front of Queen Elizabeth. That has to be it. Mike Shanahan is a good coach. It didn’t look like the Redskins were outcoached or that the players didn’t understand the plays. It looked like stage fright caused by trying to play in front of a prominent political figure who happens to be a fan of your team.
I have a ton of work to do. It’s time for me to shake this off and get to work!
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I don’t know what any of this means, Ahmnodt. (My religion doesn’t allow me to be interested in sports.)
But the thought of you being apathetic on Facebook breaks my heart.
I am feeling better, Bschooled. I will be on Facebook in a few minutes spamming Redskins fans pages with a link to this blog entry because they share my pain. It is important to know they are not alone.
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If you couldn’t change the Wizards back to the Bullets, what would you call them?
I’d call them the Bureaucrats. They’d be the only bureaucrats I’d like.