So You Want Your Child to be a Star?
I will not be blogging too much about it today because I will have a whole show dedicated to it tomorrow. There are a few things I will mention today because people can’t wait until tomorrow to find out.
I ran for President in 2008 to make entertainment affordable. As I researched into why entertainment is so expensive, I came across the Cinemafia, For the longest time, I thought the Cinemafia was just an organization that wanted to make entertainment expensive. Then I noticed the way they subliminally promoted sex amongst children. (Ever notice that the only people who consider 12-year old children to be “adults” to be movie theaters?) Movie theaters are ran by the Cinemafia. They consider 12-year-olds to be adults to make more money and to satisfy their sexual appetites. They are a demented group of people and I vow to expose them and to stop them! (NOTE: By “expose”, I don’t mean like a flasher in a subway.)
If your child wants to be a star, you’ll want to listen to the show Tuesday at 9:00PM Eastern so you will know what you and your child will be getting into!
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I think me, the Mrs’s and the children are gonna be moving out to the farm.
Dang Cinemafia! (spits)
You don’t have to move out of the farm. Just prepare your children for a more honorable profession like teacher, firefighter, or drug dealer.