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All For Naught

I was watching promos for a movie called “True Grit” and thought for a minute that the CineMafia was turning a leaf.  No, they weren’t going to drop the price of going to a movie or the prices at concession stands.  For a minute, I thought they were going to produce an entertaining movie of high quality.  Below is why I had this thought:

Wednesday Addams?

I should have suspected that the girl Hailee Steinfeld is portraying is not Wednesday Addams and that “True Grit” isn’t an awesome movie about the Addams family visiting the Wild West.  I should have noticed that although the movie has a Wednesday look-a-like, there was no Pugsley, Uncle Fester, Gomez, Morticia, Lurch, Grandma-ma, or Thing.  And that this “Wednesday Addams” wasn’t the least bit thrown off by such dangers as sunlight.

Another thing I am finding disturbing is how highly touted Hailee Steinfeld is being touted for a 14-year-old girl.  Somebody has to replace Miley Cyrus as the Cinemafia’s “darling” now that Miley has turned 18 and has turned to smoking salvia now that the Cinemafia doesn’t need her because she is 18.

Let’s not forget Lindsay Lohan.  She is currently being accused of kicking the crap of a rehab worker while she was undergoing rehab.  Let this be a warning for Hailey and her parents:  Do NOT follow the path of Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and Britney Spears – no matter how tempting it may seem.  While there is nothing wrong with being a non-famous teenaged girl, there is something wrong with being a teenaged girl who follows fame only to end up having a train wreck of a life once turning 18.

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December 22, 2010 - Posted by | cinemafia, commentary, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , ,

3 Comments

  1. Very well written piece.

    I disagree about her looking like Wednesday. Forehead is not big enough.

    Christina Ricci is still hot though…

    Comment by Mel | December 22, 2010


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