Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Campaign Goals for 2011

2008 – 11752 total hits (36.725 hits/day)

2009 – 45062 total hits (123.45 hits/day)

2010- 35037 total hits (95.99 hits/day)

2011 – 151475 total hits (415.00 hits/day) [projected]

Below are my goals for the campaign for 2011.  I have raised the bar as high as I could without throwing out my shoulder.

  1. Averaging 500 unique hits per day on this website.
  2. 1,000,000  results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 17,600)
  3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming 2012 primaries (Democratic and Republican).
  4. At least 1,000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
  5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
  6. At least five national television appearances (broadcast or cable).
  7. One scandal involving a multitude of women.  (More people are talking about Tiger Woods now than ever before!)


With your continued help and support, “Ahmnodt Heare” will soon be as common a household name as Lysol.  Think of me as the Lysol of bad ideas.  I kill them when presented to me like Lysol kills germs as soon as contact is made.  Tell two friends today about my campaign.  Thank you.

January 1, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, satire | , , , , ,


  1. You better be ready for conspiracy theories because you got one coming your way on Tuesday!

    Comment by Mel | January 2, 2011

  2. Thanks for the tip. It will give me time to categorically deny any and all allegations said against me.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 2, 2011

  3. Does the conspiracy have to do with this? https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/long-weekend/

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 3, 2011

  4. I’ve told all (2) of my friends about you and they are following your campaign.

    Comment by yellowcat | January 6, 2011

    • Yellowcat, thank you for your continued support!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 6, 2011

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