Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Two Down, Two to Go

Barack Obama was inaugurated two years ago today.  I will be inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States two years from today.  Hang in there, America…  I’ll be sworn in soon enough.

There has been an arrest of over 100 mafia members.  This appears to be good news until one digs deeper.  None of these alleged mobsters belong to the Cinemafia.  Looking at some of the crimes they were charged with, I see the mafia’s biggest problem is that they are trying to move in to the government’s turf.  This is the government sending a stern message:  “We already have Social Security.  We do not need a competing ponzi scheme.”

As President, I will look for better ways to perform government functions.  If the mafia can extort, blackmail, and distribute narcotics better than the U.S. government, I will let the mafia take over those vital government functions.

 

January 20, 2011 Posted by | campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | , , , , | 2 Comments

2010 NFL SEASON – CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS

Last week 1-3 Playoffs 3-5

Best Bets 0-1 Playoffs 0-2

Meh.  Just meh.  I will not be predicting the Pro Bowl because it is but an exhibition.  It would be liking betting on figure skating’s grand finale after the medals have been handed out.  If you find yourself compelled to bet on the Pro Bowl or on figure skating, call 1-800-GAMBLER and seek help.

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
1/23 3:00 ET Green Bay -3.5 At Chicago
1/23 6:30 ET At Pittsburgh -3.5 NY Jets

It should be a good weekend for football.

January 20, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, NFL Picks | , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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