2010 NFL SEASON – CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS
Last week 1-3 Playoffs 3-5
Best Bets 0-1 Playoffs 0-2
Meh. Just meh. I will not be predicting the Pro Bowl because it is but an exhibition. It would be liking betting on figure skating’s grand finale after the medals have been handed out. If you find yourself compelled to bet on the Pro Bowl or on figure skating, call 1-800-GAMBLER and seek help.
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 1/23 3:00 ET | Green Bay | -3.5 | At Chicago |
| 1/23 6:30 ET | At Pittsburgh | -3.5 | NY Jets |
It should be a good weekend for football.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Two Down, Two to Go
Barack Obama was inaugurated two years ago today. I will be inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States two years from today. Hang in there, America… I’ll be sworn in soon enough.
There has been an arrest of over 100 mafia members. This appears to be good news until one digs deeper. None of these alleged mobsters belong to the Cinemafia. Looking at some of the crimes they were charged with, I see the mafia’s biggest problem is that they are trying to move in to the government’s turf. This is the government sending a stern message: “We already have Social Security. We do not need a competing ponzi scheme.”
As President, I will look for better ways to perform government functions. If the mafia can extort, blackmail, and distribute narcotics better than the U.S. government, I will let the mafia take over those vital government functions.
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January 20, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | blackmail, crime, government, Inauguration, mafia | 2 Comments