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Tough Road Trip

I am looking for some people to go to Punxsutawney, PA with me.  Groundhog Day is Tuesday and I want to make sure Punxsutawney Phil does not see his shadow.  I don’t normally ask for help, but this is complicated in a number of ways:

  • Sunrise on Groundhog Day in Punxsutawney is 7:26AM.
  • We’d probably need an hour to get a good spot.  We should leave there at 6:30
  • It takes a bit over 5 hours from Jersey City.  I am planning on meeting on Exchange Place at 1:00AM.

We should be in Punxsutawney at 6:30AM.  This will give an hour to get a good spot and to come up with a plan to take the lights from the TV cameras who will be fixated on Phil the groundhog.  The lights need to be taken because those lights make Phil see his shadow no matter how cloudy it is outside.  It is important that we return the lights after Phil does not see his shadow and we have an early spring.

We would have to leave soon after because it is supposed to snow that afternoon in New Jersey and I want to return home before the snow hits.

Let’s do this,  We’ve already had over 50 inches of snow.  That is enough snow for the winter and many of us here want spring to come ASAP.  Let’s make sure Phil does not see his shadow this year.

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January 28, 2011 - Posted by | commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , ,

3 Comments

  1. Poor Phil.
    I’d happily make a trip back to PA and join your crusade, but can’t afford it.
    Alas two nice looking Mormon kids came to the door today.
    I gave them all the money I had in exchange for every copy of the Book of Mormon they were carrying with them.
    Just so they could get some exercise riding their bikes back the 23 miles to their church to get more.
    I’m a giver.
    Hate to see a shadow come over this Happy Spring feeling that’s come over me!

    Comment by Rachael Black | January 29, 2011

    • Rachael,
      It’s a good feeling when you help others. I am sure the kids were happy they had more time to ride their bikes.
      I am working on a blindfold that will comfortably fit Phil. You deserve that Happy Spring feeling!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 29, 2011

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