Keeping an Eye on the Weather
Groundhog Day is Wednesday. Although it is not a state or federal holiday, I will be taking the day off and tentatively heading to Punxsutawney, PA tomorrow night. The weather might be suggesting otherwise.
Below is the weather predicted for here in New Jersey tomorrow:
Cold with snow, accumulating 1-3 inches; sleet and freezing rain mixed in late in the day. Sleet and freezing rain at night.
This is the weather that will be waiting for us in Punxsutawney:
Sleet and freezing rain in the evening; rain and sleet, some heavy late followed by morning icy mix; cloudy and breezy.
And the weather I can expect on my way back home:
Breezy with snow, accumulating an inch or two; sleet and freezing rain mixed in early in the day.
The weather is going to be rough from the moment I leave until after I arrive back home. The trip round trip will encompass (I always wanted to use that word) almost 600 miles. If the weather turns out to be as predicted, then the trip will be postponed and we will go with Plan B.
Plan B involves being awake at 7:15 AM and sending telepathic messages to Punxsutawney Phil discouraging him from seeing his shadow. I do not know if Plan B will work as I have never had a telepathic conversation with an animal. If you have had a telepatic conversation with a groundhog before then you are invited in joining us in sending a message to Punxsutawney Phil.
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Can you please reenact the entire Groundhog Day movie? Or just keep telling people that you’re living the same day over and over and see what they say. Especially people who don’t speak English/ aren’t familiar with Bill Murray movies
If I am to live the same day over and over again, I want it to be on a good day. (It means it will never be on a Monday unless it’s on Vanna White’s birthday.)
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So, who have you had telepathic conversations with?
I have had a few campaign meetings held by a telepathic conference. One was hijacked by rogue telepathic hijackers.