About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Trip Canceled
The trip to Punxsutawney, PA, which was supposed to leave tonight, has been canceled due to bad weather. The weather isn’t too bad here, but it will be soon. Punxsutawney is experiencing freezing rain and it will continue to freezing rain there until tomorrow afternoon.
My hunch is that if there is going to be falling precipitation, then it will be too dark for Punxsutawney Phil to see his shadow. If he does see his shadow, it will be because of the lights from those TV cameras like in 2009.
If it turns out that it is dark and overcast and the groundhog still sees his shadow, then I will be spending the day calling all of the television networks providing coverage and tell them my intent to boycott their major commercial sponsors. The media prolonging winter just because they can will no longer be tolerated. It is about time we had an early spring, especially with the brutal winter many Americans have experienced.
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February 1, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, media, satire | freezing rain, Punxsutawney Phil, television, weather, winter | 4 Comments