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Trip Canceled

The trip to Punxsutawney, PA, which was supposed to leave tonight, has been canceled due to bad weather.  The weather isn’t too bad here, but it will be soon.  Punxsutawney is experiencing freezing rain and it will continue to freezing rain there until tomorrow afternoon.

My hunch is that if there is going to be falling precipitation, then it will be too dark for Punxsutawney Phil to see his shadow.  If he does see his shadow, it will be because of the lights from those TV cameras like in 2009.

If it turns out that it is dark and overcast and the groundhog still sees his shadow, then I will be spending the day calling all of the television networks providing coverage and tell them my intent to boycott their major commercial sponsors.  The media prolonging winter just because they can will no longer be tolerated.  It is about time we had an early spring, especially with the brutal winter many Americans have experienced.

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February 1, 2011 - Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, media, satire | , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. All is good. No shadow due to the inclement weather on Gobblers Knob.
    Hmmm it currently 18F here in Reno, NV but we didn’t get any snow.
    Was going to put the cat outside this morning at daybreak to re-enact the PA ritual here in the West.
    I don’t think she can see her shadow as she’s still hiding under the bed.

    Comment by Rachael Black | February 2, 2011

    • It dropped down to 19 degrees, but it’s warming up. (Currently at 30 degrees.) I didn’t see my shadow either.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 2, 2011

  2. I’m sick of winter.

    Comment by yellowcat | February 12, 2011

    • Me too. But it’s finally warming up here and there is no snow in the forecast.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 12, 2011


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