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Now I Think I am Back

I took a couple of days off last week due to issues with leaks in my bathroom (Thursday) and observing Vanna White’s birthday (Friday).  I went away for the weekend to recharge my batteries.  The only problem was while I was away I had gotten violently ill.  The illness had a variety of symptoms, but one at a time.

Saturday:  Fever – I did not take a temperature, but judging that I woke up to the sound of an egg frying on my chest, I am guessing it was pretty high.  The woman who was in the hotel room next to me said she thought I was hot, but I thought she meant in a different way.

Sunday morning:  Aches – The fever broke, but my muscles felt achy in a way the body aches during a fever.  I was walking like I was wearing a mummy suit (only I wasn’t going “Uhhhhhh!”)

Sunday evening:  Diarrhea – It was kicking in so often, I didn’t have the time to cook a meal.  It was frustrating as I went through all of my underwear.

Monday: Vomiting – I didn’t eat Sunday night, so I am baffled as to what I was throwing up and why there was so much of it.

Today – I felt better except for feeling weak from not eating I did quite a bit of eating while working.  I went through a box of Fruity Pebbles in just over an hour.

My bathroom is still leaking.  I will post the pictures tomorrow when I will have more time (barring illness, kidnapping, death, arrest, blackout, or 70-degree day)

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February 22, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor | , , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. Thats nothing. I take leaks in my bathroom everyday.

    Comment by Bearman | February 23, 2011

  2. Nothing wrong with people or bearmen leaking in a bathroom – that’s what bathrooms are for. Ceilings are not supposed to take leaks though.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 23, 2011

  3. Everyone around here has been sick except for me. Germs fear me.

    Comment by yellowcat | March 7, 2011

    • Germs love me. If germs could vote, I’d be president now.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 7, 2011


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