Ahmnodt Heare for President

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A Different Voice

The news has been dominated by rallies in Wisconsin and Libya in recent days.  (But since Libya is not part of the United States yet, I will not discuss Libya today.)  The battle seems to be between the Wisconsin Teachers’ Union right to collective bargaining and the state’s right to save taxpayers money.  The thing missing in the equation is the children.

While the discussion seems to be about money, nobody seems to be paying attention to the children’s education.  This is why I flew to Wisconsin (That and seeing an opportunity to campaign to thousands of people at a time without having to set up a rally.)  While campaigning, I handed out pamphlets of my education platform.  The sad part is that neither the union supporters nor the state supporters seemed interested in my platform or in improving education for the children.

It is a shame that neither side could see that my plan is a win for both sides.  The unions would win because it would cost less to educate the children under my plan, thus leaving more money for the teachers.  The state supporters would win because we would no longer be funding things like bassoon players and shot-putters because neither has a market in the business world.

Americans have become too wrapped up in themselves to see that their actions affect others.  I have the insight and the vision to look out for everybody.  (Even for those people who are not hotties.)

February 27, 2011 - Posted by | campaign, commentary, economy, editorial, education, humor, politics, satire | , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. I think most kids these days need to go to the School of Hard Knocks. It’s pretty cheap and grading is based on the Pass/Fail system. Teachers would have time to find a second job, which would save taxpayers money.

    Comment by yellowcat | March 9, 2011

    • Anything to get the children to learn essential life skills.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 9, 2011


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