Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.


I thought about hanging it up.  After three years of campaigning, I thought I would have made some headway by now.  The talking heads on the news channels should be talking about me now.

There is a saying that “The message is more important than the messenger.”  When I first heard that saying, I thought the messenger said it so he wouldn’t get beat up.  But it really means that there is a right and a wrong, regardless of who is right and who is wrong.

Example:  If I said the sky is blue, then it is safe to assume the sky is blue.  If Barack Obama says the sky is blue, you shouldn’t automatically dismiss the color of the sky just because the person who said it is a politician.

This is where I try to make sense of things.  It doesn’t matter who runs on my platform as long as somebody does.  It’s just that right now I am most qualified to run on my platform because I know what I am talking about.

The Godfather of the Cinemafia has a new face:

Former US Senator Chris Dodd has been chosen by the Motion Picture Association of America to run the Cinemafia.

Former Senator Dodd will be paid $1.5 million per year to run the Cinemafia machine.  Now you know why movies are so expensive.  His duties will include running the Cinemafia, making the Cinemafia profitable, and ruining the lives of child actors like Miley Cyrus.

Now that the Cinemafia has a face, it will be easier to fight.  The easier the fight, the easier the victory.  Once we win this fight, the cost of going to the movies will become more affordable and child actors will no longer grow up to be train wrecks.

March 3, 2011 - Posted by | campaign, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , ,

1 Comment

  1. Obviously you haven’t heard “the medium IS the message”

    Comment by Bearman | March 4, 2011

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