About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Foot in the Door
It took me a long time, but I finally got my name mentioned on TV. Not just my name, but a quote I said. It was read aloud AND it was shown on the screen with “AHMNODTHEARE” in caps. Below is the tweet I sent:
It was on MSNBC on Contessa Brewer’s show. She read her question at the beginning of her show (Noon Mondays – Fridays) and reads the best replies at the end of her show. The only bad part is that the Twitter readings aren’t posted on the web like other parts of the shows so I will be unable to post the video.
I should add that Drew Pelto doesn’t hate grasshoppers. He was just reciting St. Urho’s chant: “Heinäsirkka, heinäsirkka, mene täältä hiiteen!” (“Grasshopper, grasshopper, go from hence to Hell!”),
It looks like the key to prolonged media exposure will be to go the “Baba Booey” route. This is done by calling in to talk shows and greeting the show you are calling with “Ahmnodt Heare.” This also works at work meetings when the manager asks if there are any questions.
I have a feeling that “Ahmnodt Heare” will be a household name by the Summer. It is already a phrase used when someone calls a bar looking for their spouse.
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March 16, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire, Social Networking | Baba Booey, Contessa Brewer, MSNBC, St. urho, tweeting, Twitter | 7 Comments