Foot in the Door
It took me a long time, but I finally got my name mentioned on TV. Not just my name, but a quote I said. It was read aloud AND it was shown on the screen with “AHMNODTHEARE” in caps. Below is the tweet I sent:
- The Question asked was: “Why are people so reluctant to prepare for an emergency before it happens?”
It was on MSNBC on Contessa Brewer’s show. She read her question at the beginning of her show (Noon Mondays – Fridays) and reads the best replies at the end of her show. The only bad part is that the Twitter readings aren’t posted on the web like other parts of the shows so I will be unable to post the video.
I should add that Drew Pelto doesn’t hate grasshoppers. He was just reciting St. Urho’s chant: “Heinäsirkka, heinäsirkka, mene täältä hiiteen!” (“Grasshopper, grasshopper, go from hence to Hell!”),
It looks like the key to prolonged media exposure will be to go the “Baba Booey” route. This is done by calling in to talk shows and greeting the show you are calling with “Ahmnodt Heare.” This also works at work meetings when the manager asks if there are any questions.
I have a feeling that “Ahmnodt Heare” will be a household name by the Summer. It is already a phrase used when someone calls a bar looking for their spouse.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
haha the Baba Booey route. Love it.
It worked for Baba!
Ha!
Forget the Summer! I say end of May at the very latest. (If Didnot Heare-That can do it, so can you.)
The end of May is kinda like Summer. It can get hot. The sooner the better.
Congratulations! The mainstream media is finally catching on to the groundswell of support for your candidacy. I hadn’t realized how much support you had until I realized how often I hear people say “Ahmnodt Heare.” It seems I hear it everywhere.
There’s even a song called “Ahmnodt Heare” on YouTube. (Only the person who posted the video isn’t a very good speller. It’s spelled “I’m Not Here” for some reason.)
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