Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

The Thought Process of People

It is important to understand people.  I have a basic understanding of people, but there is something that still baffles me.  It wouldn’t bother me except that it does.  Once I understand why people do this, I will shave a strong enough understanding of people to convey my message in a manner that they will enthusiastically support.  What I don’t understand about people is their inability to drive three blocks to work during a snowstorm, yet venture out a half hour to drive to the gym I work out at.

I normally work out twice a day:  10-11AM and 3-4PM.  The gym is usually sparse during those time periods.  Treadmills are readily available and it’s easy to go from machine to machine without waiting.  Today was a totally different story.  I should have gotten the hint when there was a wait for the wristband gym members get when they first enter the gym.  The lockers were crowded with naked middle-aged bald fat men.  Every piece of workout machinery was being used.  Every treadmill, rowing machine, and other machine I don’t usually use was in use.  Even every urinal and stall in the bathroom was occupied. (The urinals on the gym floor were vacant, but I am too shy to use those.)

Here is what separates me from most people:  If I can’t drive to work, it’s because I can’t drive anywhere.   I’m not going to go on a 30-mile journey if I can’t drive down the street.  If the needs arises to travel a long distance for pleasure, I just call in sick and go drive.  (I don’t do this now because I work out of my home and I need the clients to survive.- I don’t get sick days.)

If you are one of these people who will go on a road trip after not being able to go on a two block trip due to snow, please tell me why you do it so I can better understand you.  And please go to a different gym.

March 23, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. Seems like a perfectly reasonable request

    Comment by The Restaurant Manager | March 24, 2011

    • The irony is that there are probably gyms between where they live and the gym I work out at.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 24, 2011

  2. To show my support I’m not going to work or the gym.

    Comment by The Good Greatsby | March 25, 2011

    • Greatsby, you are a good person and a fine American!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 25, 2011


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