Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Identity Theft

Stranger things have happened to stranger people.  It turns out that my identity has been stolen.  What has made this identity theft different is that the bank accounts are in Canada.  I have been receiving e-mails from the Bank of Montreal stating there were issues with my account.  I ignored them as I never opened an account with the Bank of Montreal.  Yesterday, I received a phone call from a credit card company saying that they “were willing to work with me on getting my credit cards paid up.”  I don’t have any credit cards.  I am a fiscal conservative and I don’t borrow money.

I think this is the work of the Canadian government.  There are a few things that have lead me to believe this:

  • Bank of Montreal – I have no need to have a bank account in Canada as I only campaign there once or twice a year.
  • The call I received yesterday said that I had made payments on time until last month.  No American would make payments on behalf of an identity he or she has stolen.
  • They don’t like my opinion of the Canadian government.

 

The following accounts on the internet are authentic Ahmnodt Heare sites.  (Any other site is probably set up by the Canadian government set to make you deceive you.)

https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com – this website

http://formulatedrandomness.wordpress.com – my personal website

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare – my podcast radio show

http://www.cafepress.com/ahmnodt – my store

http://www.facebook.com/ahmnodt – my Facebook page

http://www.youtube.com/ahmnodtheare – my YouTube page

http://www.u4prez.com/ProfileView.aspx?UserID=1181 – my U4Prez page.

Don’t be duped by identity theft.  Protect yourself and your name today.

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March 31, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire | , ,

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  6. If someone stole my identity, it could only improve.

    Comment by yellowcat | April 6, 2011

    • Maybe you should run for president or find some other way to get noticed so people would want to steal your identity.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 7, 2011


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