Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

The Contest

Rumor has it that I posted something about a contest last week.  That rumor is true.  The winner of the contest will get a personalized video from me stating thanks for supporting the campaign.


Write an essay stating why Ahmnodt Heare should be elected President of the United States.  The essay should be no more than 300 words (but at least 50)  The word limitation is because I don’t want to spend all day reading.  The essay should be posted in either your blog (Please leave a link in the comments section) or on my fan page on Facebook.  The contest starts on April 5, 2011 and will end on April 15 at 12:00PM Eastern.

* – Void where prohibited.  Some assembly required.  Your gas mileage may vary.  Batteries not included.  Chances of winning depend on number of entries.

April 5, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, satire | ,


  1. At least that is more than you gave for the last contest..haha

    Comment by Bearman | April 5, 2011

    • I am working on a limited budget ($0.00) so I have to run more creative contests.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 5, 2011

  2. VHS or Beta?

    Comment by bschooled | April 5, 2011

    • Beta of course! It’s the future of video recording!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 5, 2011

  3. Oh well. I was all in until you mentioned essay, Facebook, my blog, etc. Have I mentioned that I’m extremely lazy?

    Comment by Don't Make That Face | April 5, 2011

    • I may include telepathic entries if I can find time to accept them.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 5, 2011

  4. Just waiting for the opiates to wear off. Not much though. Seems it can help with writing, according to some of the more famous authors who have preceded us.
    Of course they’re dead so maybe it’s time to rethink that line of logic.
    I was born to win this contest. And rule more irregular shaped parts of the world.
    One step at a time.
    Ahmnnodt Heare will bring us the change needed. All in quarters!

    Comment by Rachael Black | April 7, 2011

  5. I’m gonna win!

    Comment by yellowcat | April 10, 2011

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