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Shame on the First Couple!

This was supposed to be a great day for my daughter Patricia and her mother.  Patricia was one of the children who was chosen to have a story read by President and Mrs. Obama on the White House’s south lawn.  I would have been there, but I had to work today.

I received a text message from Patricia’s mother that said, “Chicka-Chicka-Boom-Boom!”  I thought she sent the text message to me when it should have gone to her boyfriend.  I replied back, “You sent the text to the wrong person. LOL.  This is Ahmnodt.”

I was working on a budget proposal for a project when I received another text:  “No No Ahmnodt!  The Obama’s are reading this to children!”

The Cinemafia has had a sordid history of encouraging child pornography.  I had been reluctant until now of calling President Obama a Cinemafioso.  I don’t like to call names unless I have the evidence to back up my claim.  Today I have that evidence.

“What is the name of the story they are reading?”  I texted.

“Where the Wild Things Are!”

“GET HER OUT OF THERE NOW!”

I already said I don’t like to make accusations without presenting proof.  The proof is in the video below.  It was bad enough that the Obama’s read this to children.  President Obama had the audacity to post this on the WhiteHouse YouTube page!

President Obama, quit supporting child pornography and the Cinemafia now!  Children are not sex objects!

The Obama family shamelessly reading “Where the Wild Things Are” to children and saying “Chicka-chicka-boom-boom!”

April 25, 2011 - Posted by | commentary, editorial, humor, Obama, satire, Washington | , , , , ,

7 Comments

  1. Chicka CHICKA boom boom is OK. It is Chicka Boom Boom that you have to watch out for.

    Comment by Bearman | April 25, 2011

    • What about the name of the book? “Where the Wild Things Are” conjures up images that are inappropriate for children!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 25, 2011

  2. I think the most disturbing part is at the beginning, when he asks them if they’ve cleared their throats.

    I kept waiting for Chris Hansen to pop out from behind the bushes.

    Comment by bschooled | April 26, 2011

    • They waited until Hansen landed in London to cover the Royal Wedding before pulling off this stunt. I’m going to notify him as soon as I find out his e-mail address.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 26, 2011

  3. Isn’t this the next edition to Joe Francis’ “Girls Gone Wild?”

    Oh, that’s appalling!

    Comment by ryoko861 | April 26, 2011

    • It very well could be!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 26, 2011

  4. The kid runs around in an animal costume/pajamas for the entire book! That’s the best of both worlds for every child pornographer.

    What is this country coming to?

    Comment by yellowcat | May 1, 2011


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