As Seen on TV
It is said that a good man can only be kept down for so long. I am that man. My first televised tweet was mentioned last month on MSNBC. I didn’t get to record it and there is no video of it on the web that I am aware of. My most recent tweet was read last night at the conclusion of WPIX’s “PIX News@10”.
The question had to do with whether the “Royal Wedding” should be considered to be news. Of course not! The video quality is poor because I recorded it with a $10 camcorder and not a high-quality DVR. (I keep telling you I am a fiscal conservative.)
I will be spending a good portion of the day campaigning and trying to capture my new-found fame.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Ahmnodt the man. You are!!
How does fame feel?
I got a blister on my finger from signing so many autographs. 😦
can i have the band-aid that covers the blister? who knows what it will be worth some day?
Sure!
It’s just a diversion. And most Brits think it’s just over the top and can’t stand it. Just another way to spend their hard earned money. The Queen and her brood are a tourist attraction. They really don’t do too much but rake in money.
I think you should have gotten residuals or something from that? Do you have a PR agent?
If I had a PR agent, I’d be doing better in the polls.
I have a royal lineage in my family tree. Both my parents are royal pains.
[…] My campaign’s exposure to the mainstream was also sorely lacking. I received no television coverage other than the occasional apolitical tweet read on television. […]