A Sweet Endorsement
I am hoping I can meet the latest endorser soon. I can tell a few things about her just by looking at her picture:
- She is very well-educated – Her eyes looks like she studies all the time.
- She has exquisite tastes – Look no further than at her lip gloss.
- Excellent taste in fashion – notice how her tattoo compliments her tube top.
I have never met her, but I am honored to have her endorsement. Based on her intelligence, she would be perfect working in my campaign headquarters, which is currently located in my bedroom.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
How the hell did you get that picture of me?????? And that’s NOT where I have a tatoo!
Is your tattoo as cool as that one?
I thought about using her but seeing that she already endorses you I might have to look elsewhere. 🙂
There lies your problem. You want to use her. I appreciate her for who she is.