Me vs Them – Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen should not be a political issue. But just in case they plan on making him a political issue, I already have counterpoints.
If Michele Bachmann was to accuse him of being sexist because of his “goddesses” I would say they are goddesses and are placed on a pedestal. If Newt Gingrich was to say that Charlie Sheen’s life is morally bankrupt, I would counter by stating that at least he never had soldiers die for oil. And since it’s Newt, I’ll add that while Charlie might have had a fling or two, he didn’t cheat on his wife while she had cancer like Newt did.
I don’t know what beef President Obama has with Mr. Sheen, but I would like to remind the President that Charlie Sheen voted for him in 2008. That was only because my 2008 campaign sucked Donkey Kong. My 2012 campaign is growing leaps and bounds. While my television exposure has been limited to a couple of tweets read on TV and other mentions of me limited to subliminal advertising, the campaign continues to grow by word-of-mouth and by celebrity endorsements.
This post is part of the “Me vs. Them” series. Come back often to see the entire series.
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I don’t understand why Charlie Sheen doesn’t run for governor. He has the makings of a great politician.
I think the pay cut would bother him. He was making more per episode of “Two and a Half Men” than he would make during his entire term as governator.