Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Canada Does It Again!

For years Canada has been hammering away at American entertainment by dumping spies like William Shatner,  Celine Dion, Anne Murray, and Justin Bieber into American entertainment.  When they aren’t bombarding the Great American Entertainment Industry with spies, they are taking hockey teams from Atlanta and moving them to Canada.

It first happened in 1980.  The Atlanta Flames, with American gold-medal goalie Jim Craig were snatched from Atlanta and moved to Calgary.  The good people of Atlanta did not get to see the Flames hoist the Stanley Cup in their city in 1989.  It has happened to Atlanta again.  This time Winnipeg stole the Thrashers from Atlanta.  They even took Dustin Byfuglien (a fine American) with them.

At least when America takes a franchise from Canada, we only take one team from each city.  Winnipeg (Jets), Quebec (Nordiques), Montreal (Expos) and Vancouver (Grizzlies) have only had one franchise taken from them each and it was spread among three sports.  What Canada has done is target one city (Atlanta) and one sport. (hockey)

I have taken notice even if no other politician has.  As President, I will make sure no Canadian city will ever get the Braves, Hawks, Falcons, Georgia Tech, or any other Atlanta sports franchise.  Canada will not get any franchise from any American city while I am president.  Taking hockey teams from Atlanta will cease once I am elected.

May 31, 2011 - Posted by | commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , ,


  1. Were the thrashers even an NHL team? See how much I follow pro hockey.

    Comment by Bearman | May 31, 2011

    • The Thrashers would start off well and then October would roll around and suddenly the games counted in the standings.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 31, 2011

  2. Not Georgia Tech! What city in Canada would they move to?

    Comment by Scholar Mel | June 1, 2011

    • My guess is Regina. Georgia and Regina are both girls’ names. (Though the way “Regina” is pronounced in Canada, they make it rhyme with a woman’s body part.)

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 2, 2011

  3. I don’t really follow hockey, it bores me to tears, but those Winnipegians taking Atlanta’s team is an absolute outrage!

    Comment by The Good Greatsby | June 2, 2011

    • I think we should take over Winnipeg and Calgary and rename them both Atlanta.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 2, 2011

  4. It’s time somebody put their foot down.

    Comment by yellowcat | June 13, 2011

  5. Hahaha the level of arrogance here is astonishing! Oh and GO JETS GO!!! That’s right LOSERS we got our team back!
    Also a little tidbit for this Ahmnodt guy, majority of the players in the NHL and all hockey for that matter are Canadians (this is why you lost the 2010 Olympics), it’s our sport to begin with!

    Comment by Rob | August 17, 2011

    • Thank you for stopping by, Rob. Now take Bieber back!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 17, 2011

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