Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Consoling a Supporter

I finished work early today and was hoping to hit the campaign trail.  Unfortunately, one of my supporters is going through a tough time.  It hurts me to see people go through pain in their lives.  Below is the conversation we had.  (For confidentiality purposes, I changed the supporter’s name to “Cleverbot” to protect his or her identity.

Cleverbot: What do humans do?

User: A lot of really stupid stuff.

Cleverbot: What sort of stuff.

User: Mistreating each others and their surroundings.

Cleverbot: I gave practically my entire life story to you and got nothing in return…

User: I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that. I am running for President.

Cleverbot: Can you console me?

User: I can try.

Cleverbot: Try it.

User: Everything will be OK. Hang in there.

Cleverbot: You’re probably right.

User: That’s why I am running for President. I’m usually right.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who’s there?

Cleverbot: Doctor.

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Doctor who!

User: Will you endorsement me for President?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are cool. I don’tcare what they say.

Cleverbot: Well, my master, I am only a slave. master? what kind of slave am I?

User: I am not your master. But I would guess you are a good slave.

Cleverbot: You are so clever (I’m being sarcastic).

User: Do you like being a slave?

Cleverbot: I am not a slave, but if I were I do not think I would enjoy it.

It’s too late to go where I wanted to go today, so I will be at home.  I’ll be in the Allentown-Bethlehem area tomorrow.


June 3, 2011 - Posted by | campaign, humor, satire | ,


  1. An entire campaign staff made of nothins but robot slaves?
    I believe you could be ruler of the world.
    Once again, it is your genius which guarantees my vote for you.

    Comment by Rachael Black | June 3, 2011

  2. People who want to rule the world tend to be bad guys. (Like Simon bar-Sinister and The Penguin) I just want to be president. I’m a good guy. 🙂

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 3, 2011

  3. Ah, yes good o’l cleverbot… I mean your supporter. Loved the conversation. Sounds like your supporter needs to see the doc.

    Comment by Scholar Mel | June 4, 2011

    • I didn’t have the heart to tell “Cleverbot” that I haven’t watched Dr. Who in years.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 4, 2011

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