A Bad Week to Rehab
I couldn’t have picked a worse week to relapse. So much has happened in politics that I wanted to comment on and/or clarify. My commenting on the computer during the last week was limited to a few tweets and an occasional “hello” on Facebook.
The fine people at the rehab are allowing me resume blogging under their watch. The guns pointed at me are no longer at point-blank range, so I feel at ease. The Wapp-Burney Rehabilitation wanted me to tell you that none of the allegations against them are true. They also wanted to remain anonymous. I told them I would.
Why is Rudy Giuliani running for President? He has about as much chance of winning as the sun setting in the east. At least he could beat Rick Santorum. The former senator from Pennsylvania moved to Virginia while representing Pennsylvanians. Where will he move to if he becomes President? Herman Cain is going to have a hard time winning primaries in the northeast, where real pizza is made. Gary Johnson has some good ideas, but the news networks don’t want to hear good ideas, so chances are Gary Johnson and I will not be invited to debates any time soon. The Newtered One sounded more like a social studies teacher than a presidential candidate. Besides, it’s hard to win an election when your campaign team supports Tim Pawlenty.
Four Republicans have a realistic shot of winning their party’s nomination. Mitt Romney can win if America forgets about RomneyCare. Tim Pawlenty can win if America remembers RomneyCare. Congresswoman Michele Bachmann can win if the Tea Party cartel expands. Ron Paul can win if the vote counts are not tampered.
I have written enough for today. It’s time for my dephonicication session.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Jon Huntsman Jr is the newest one to toss his hat into the ring. What do you have to say about him?
He has a shot to be the Republican candidate to challenge Obama as long as nobody asks him who appointed him to be ambassador to China