Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Commentary on Recent Political Events

A lot has gone on in the political world in recent weeks.  I’ll explain in a minute, but I have to apologize for a tweet I posted today.

“If you are a Democrat or a Republican, you are mentally incompetent.”

I apologize for those who are mentally incompetent for comparing them to Republicans and Democrats.  It was in poor taste and I will use better judgement in my future tweets unless I am drunk.

Presidential candidate Congresswoman Michele Bachmann was offended when Fox News anchor Chris Wallace asked her if she was a flake.  It was discovered later that Congressman Jeff Flake was offended if he was a Bachmann.

Former Utah Governor Jon Huntsman announced he was running for President as did former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty.  Here is advice for those planning to run for President in the future:  If you are going to run for president, do so before the first poll.  Once the polls start coming out.  if you aren’t leading, there’s no point in running.  It’s hard enough to catch up when you’ve been running since the beginning.  I have been running since the day after the 2008 election.  I am speaking from experience.

Gay marriage was passed in New York State.  I support this.

Anthony Weiner resigned after lying about his weiner.  He’ll be back in politics.  He lives in New York,  where people tend to be forgiving of politicians who wander to the dark side. (Especially if he or she is a Democrat.)

Rod Blagojevich was found guilty of 17 of 18 charges.  He could be spending the next 250 years in prison.  I am guessing he will be the happiest person in the world in 2361.

There are 16 1/2 months until Election Day 2012.  I am not being mentioned yet, but I will be soon.  I will be sending another press release to the news networks challenging President Obama to a series of debates.  He should take me up on the challenge and explain his actions to the American people.

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June 28, 2011 - Posted by | commentary, editorial, humor, politics, Poll, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. I heard he could serve up to 300 years in prison but will probably only get 10 years. I wonder how many of those will be on probation?

    Comment by Scholar Mel | June 28, 2011

    • It depends. If the judge is somebody who wants to “set an example”, Blago might be serving nearly the entire sentence.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 28, 2011

  2. Maybe Rod can get his sentences running concurrently so he is out in 2.

    Comment by bearmancartoons | June 28, 2011

    • That sounds like the way they’re going to go.That and he’s going to stay at a Club Fed, so his time won’t be as bad as if he was sent to Leavenworth or Saskatchewan.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | June 28, 2011


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