My Softer Side
Some people have criticized me for being too harsh at times. I could be, and I apologize if I seem harsh. I decide that today is a good day to show my softer side.
Today is Canada Day. It’s the day Canadians celebrate their independence by putting the Queen of England on their currency and declaring her a Canadian citizen. I have been hard on Canadians. I have nothing against the fine people of Canada. It’s the Canadian government and their insistence on dumping spies like William Shatner and Justin Bieber on the great American entertainment industry.
Happy Canada Day to all of my Canadian supporters! You will be happy to know that I am continuing to work to make sure Canadians can vote for me to be the leader of the Free World in next year’s elections. Below are some greeting cards showing my support for Canadians:
No need to worry about an American exodus if I win the election!
The Capitals will win it next year. We won't riot if we won't because Washington is a classy city.
This won't be an issue once my health care plan is implemented.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
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A message for the Canadian government - I'm watching you!
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This is all I ask. (And William Shatner... And Celine Dion...)
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Canada will be your Afghanistan
Actually, it will be my Libya. We will be there for days, not months or years. Too cold there in the winter for wars.