How to One-Up Them
Most people hate talking about politics. The few who like talking about politics are the people who like to rub your nose in it when they tell you they know a mayor or a councilperson. Getting back at them is easy and it starts with these four words:
“I Know Ahmnodt Heare!”
Their jaws will drop when you say that with unabashed pride. They may ask for some proof. That’s OK. Just point out one of the issues that I stand for. Some of my ideals come from people like you. The ideas that don’t come from you are inspired by you and people like you. You are a major influence in a presidential candidate. I think that trumps knowing a mayor.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
that’s how i start every conversation. i don’t know why they keep asking me where i think i am. 😕
I have had the same problem. 😕
Genius. Shall use this simple conversation device beginning today.
There is NOTHING to stop you now. Hail to the Chief -curstsy-
Please let me know how it works out. I am confident you will benefit.
I am always proud to say, “I know Ahmnodt Heare!”
Thank you, Yellowcat! Maybe you can help my mom to say it.