Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Spammers Be Warned

Readership has decreased according to WordPress.com’s stats.  (It’s actually up 43%, but they don’t count the thousands who read the blog daily via telepathy.)  Despite this, I the spam I have been getting has tripled in the last month.  It wouldn’t be a big deal except there was a comment that Askimet accidentally marked as spam and I hit delete all.  Soon after I hit delete all, I noticed the legitimate comment.  I tried to save the legitimate comment, but it was too late.  It was a negative comment, but it was not spam.  I will try to re-enact the comment below:

Your education policy is horrible.  It is a joke.  Get a clue!

This comment was from “ProfessorX” but I don’t know his or her e-mail or website.  ProfessorX, if you are reading this, please e-mail me and I will add the post manually.

Back to the spammers:  I appreciate your fiscal conservatism by using spam instead of spending money on a real advertising campaign.  However;  you keep spamming the same 5 posts I wrote in 2008 and 2009.  Your posts also have nothing to do with the topics at hand.  Furthermore, if somebody really wanted male enlargement drugs, Louis Vuitton bags, headphones, Russian porn, cribs, Timeshares in the Caribbean, Hawaii, or the Yukon, people would use a search engine and not come here.

I have an ego.  It’s a hunch that people come to my blog, it’s because they want to know how I view the issues and not as the place to go to find links to Gucci shoes.  Some repliers have links to their business embedded in their name.  Some will even post a link relevant to what I had written.

I bought some Spam the other night.  (The Hormel product).  I’m letting it sit outside for a week.  If you keep sending me spam, I will send you my Spam when it starts decomposing.  Hopefully I have made myself clear.  if I have not, then I would advise against sniffing any packages you might be getting soon.

July 14, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire |


  1. I am just happy the spammers have left me alone for a while and come to bother you.

    Comment by Bearman | July 14, 2011

    • I was hoping there was a spammer who happens to blog and the others would find that site.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 14, 2011

  2. Spam will be a thing of the past in two years’ time.
    ~Bill Gates 24 January 2004.

    Comment by Rachael Black | July 14, 2011

    • He got the\at wrong and stepped down from Microsoft as a result.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 14, 2011

  3. I don’t like spam, but I resent the imputation that I’m not the type of guy who would be interested in Gucci shoes. I’ve got so much class that I could crap Gucci shoes. (This message brought to you by Gucci and Extenze).

    Comment by Elliot | July 14, 2011

    • I like Gucci shoes too, but I would search for a website that features Gucci shoes and not clink a link from somebody I did not know.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 15, 2011

  4. This is what I would send you if I was a spammer:

    Dear Mr. Future President

    ‎What i don’t understood is actually how you’re now not really a lot more smartly-liked than you might be now. You’re so intelligent. You recognize thus significantly in the case of this topic, produced me personally imagine it from a lot of numerous angles. Its like men and women don’t seem to be interested until it is something to do with Woman gaga! Your personal stuffs outstanding. At all times handle it up!


    Thanks so much for this wonderful article; this is the kind of thing that continues me though out the day. I’ve been searching around for your article after I heard about them from a friend and was thrilled when I was able to find it after searching for some time. Being a avid blogger, I’m happy to see others taking initiative and contributing to the community. I just wanted to comment to show my appreciation for your post as it’s very encouraging, and many writers do not get the credit they deserve. I am sure I’ll be back and will spread the word to my friends.

    Yours Truly,

    Mr. Spammer

    Comment by Scholar Mel | July 15, 2011

  5. “Terrific paintings! This is the type of information that are meant to be shared around the web. Shame on Google for now not positioning this put up upper! Come on over and consult with my website . Thank you =)” My latest spam message…

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 15, 2011

  6. Spam in any form is annoying. You should outlaw it when you are president. When spam is outlawed, only outlaws will have spam.

    Comment by yellowcat | July 21, 2011

    • I kinda like the Hormel product. The saying is kind of like what they say about guns: “When guns are in-lawed, only in-laws will have guns.”

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 21, 2011

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