Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Answering Your Questions

Earlier today I had posted my status on Facebook as:

What issues would you like me to write about in my blog?

I am pleased to announce that there are questions that people want answered.  I chose the three best questions (There were only three to choose from).  I will answer them below:

Which other candidates should be run overy by a bus and why?

I do not wish to see the other candidates run over by a bus because bus repairs are prohibitive.  We can’t be damaging buses while the economy is trying to recover.

Meaning of life?

This is tough.  I am not sure if by “life”, the questioner meant Life the magazine, the cereal, or the Milton Bradley board game.  I never pondered much on the meaning of life because the more you wonder what life is supposed to mean, the less time you have left to live it.

Your favorite positions for sex?

Any position which involves lying down works for me.  I would have a better appreciation for doggy style if I knew when it evolved from puppy love.  The only position I don’t like is “Indian Style.”  It’s too uncomfortable.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask in the comments section below and I will answer as soon as possible.

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July 17, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, issues, satire | , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. You spelled “ovary” wrong. haha

    Comment by Bearman | July 17, 2011

    • How am I supposed to spell it?

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 17, 2011


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