No Need to Worry
Many of my supporters were disappointed with the results of the Iowa Straw Poll on Saturday. I didn’t care about the results. It did not bother me that I failed to get even one vote in the straw poll. Here is why I was not disappointed: 1) I am not a Republican. 2) A real fiscal conservative would not waste $30 to vote in an election that doesn’t count.
Neither Mitt Romney nor Rick Perry participated in the straw poll, yet they are both continuing to get a ton of media coverage. I am banking that I will get media coverage as soon as they realize I did not participate in the straw poll either.
Approval ratings is another reason why I continue to feel confident. President Obama’s approval rating is only at 39%. Congress’s approval rating is at a pathetic 17%. (Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul are both currently in Congress. Former members of Congress include Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Barack Obama.) My approval ratings are currently at 67%. It would have been at 100%, but my father didn’t like the way I washed the dishes Saturday night.
Don’t let the perceived negativity get to you. It’s all good. Tim Pawlenty dropped out of the race, so there is one less obstacle between us and the White House. It’s our time!
August 15, 2011 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, Obama, politics, Republicans, satire | approval rating, Congress, Iowa, Michele Bachmann, Straw poll
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I cannot continue to support your candidacy unless you improve your dish-washing skills.
I have a dishwasher at home. My parents do not have one and it’s been a long time since I washed dishes by hand.