Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Deadlines

There is a reason for deadlines.  For me, deadlines are important because it allows one stage of something to end and the next stage to start.  For others deadlines are important because they just want the damned thing to end.

There should be a deadline when someone announces whether he or she intends to run for president.  I have already made my intentions known.  There are others who are “toying with the idea.”  Tim Pawlenty has already dropped out after his poor showing in the Iowa Straw Poll.  It’s one thing to decide to run and then contemplate if it is worth it.  (I think it’s worth it, but I am giving cover for those who have already started their campaigns.  While some of us have been campaigning (or at least decided that we are running for President), others have not decided yet.

A true leader takes charge.  A true leader doesn’t wait for Tim Pawlenty to drop out before deciding whether or not to announce.  True leaders like Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, Ron Paul, Jimmy McMillan, R. Lee Wrights, and Ahmnodt Heare have announced.  Wishy-washy people with no backbone have yet to announce.  These wusses include Rudy Giuliani, Paul Ryan, Sarah Palin, and Donald Trump.

America needs a leader to get us out of these tough times.  They don’t need someone waiting to figure out a plan.  A true leader already has a plan.

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August 16, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire | ,

5 Comments

  1. Clearly you have a platform. It is even written and numbered, which is more than most politicians are capable of understanding. To my knowledge you are the only candidate who has taken the time to address all ofthe issues important to the American voter.
    Although the war with Canada would be a problem regarding my occasional trip ‘up north’ to aquire butter tarts, Cadbury chocolate bars (the REAL Cadbury goodness) and Tim Horton’s coffee. Other than that I’m all for a ‘Canadian Bacon’ kind of war.
    Question: Can we raise John Candy from the dead given present technology and what is your position on this?

    Well, your plan alone gives you my vote. That and the point about getting premium dog food at generic prices. I have to ‘live’ on under $850.00 per month -my SSD benefits of which I’ve probably paid in hundreds of thousands of dollars.. Most people have NO idea how disgusting Kibbles and Bits really are, even when you DO make the gravy.
    I dream of the day I can put food bank milk on my Iams.

    Go Ahmnodt!

    Comment by Rachael Black | August 16, 2011

    • You should be safe if you go to the western part of Canada. (Just don’t go to Vancouver the night the Canucks lose the Stanley Cup). Tim Horton’s will not be bombed (and not just because I like Timbits.) Most of the war will be in the eastern part as the troops advance towards Ottawa.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 16, 2011

    • There is a Tim Horton’s in New York City.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 17, 2011

      • Oh no…Canadian Tim Horton is invading the US

        Comment by Bearman | August 17, 2011

      • Tim Horton played for the New York Rangers for a brief period. He’s best known for playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

        Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 17, 2011


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