Ahmnodt Heare for President

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My Earthquake Prevention Plan

There are earthquake preparedness plans all over the internet.  There are also earthquake recovery plans after an earthquake hits an area.  To the best of my knowledge, I am the first person to ever announce an earthquake prevention plan.

I believe that earthquakes are preventable.  How to prevent them is difficult, and I admit I do not know how enact my plan.  The secret to what causes earthquakes is not just underground, it’s in space.  Think of the Earth orbiting the sun as a hula hoop gyrating around a waist.  It doesn’t always take the same exact path in every rotation.

Earthquakes are either caused by a hiccup in the orbit or the magnetic field between the Earth and the sun.  This hiccup causes the plates to shift, which causes earthquakes.  Below is how I would prevent earthquakes:

  • Make meters that can detect changes in the magnetic field in the orbit.  These meters would be aimed in space towards the orbit the Earth is taking as well as towards the sun.
  • Make a counter-HAARP machine that can adjust the magnetic fields around the plates and resume a normal magnetic field.
These steps will go a long way towards preventing earthquakes.  The worse that can happen is that we waste a few million dollars towards nothing.

August 23, 2011 - Posted by | commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , ,


  1. If we lived in space, we wouldn’t feel earthquakes.

    Comment by Bearman | August 23, 2011

    • But we would then experience spacequakes.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 24, 2011

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