Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Coming Soon – The Manifesto for the Best America Ever

I had a dream, I had an awesome dream (more awesome than Lionel Ritchie’s dream).  The dream was full of symbolism I don’t understand.  The one symbol I did understand was the pencil in the toilet.  Everybody knows that means manifesto.  I know it was a dream and not a nightmare because I didn’t wake up in the middle of the night crying for mommy or look for my teddy bear.  The fifty-foot woman in a cat suit was a hottie, but I am not sure if that involved the manifesto or was another awesome dream.)

There are a few things to figure out before I present my manifesto:

  • The significance of the digital clock at the bank showed the time and temperature in Roman numerals.
  • Why “Guns and Roses” was performing “Touch Me in the Morning”.
  • The 53 boxes of Wheat Chex in my refrigerator.
  • Why Brian Williams, Scott Pelley, and Chris Wallace were wearing bathrobes and sitting on my couch drinking Dr. Pepper.

If you can interpret dreams, you’ll have a head start as to what my manifesto will entail.  I will be posting the manifesto next week and possibly discuss it in more detail on my podcast a week from Friday.


September 6, 2011 Posted by | campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , | 9 Comments


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