Coming Soon – The Manifesto for the Best America Ever
I had a dream, I had an awesome dream (more awesome than Lionel Ritchie’s dream). The dream was full of symbolism I don’t understand. The one symbol I did understand was the pencil in the toilet. Everybody knows that means manifesto. I know it was a dream and not a nightmare because I didn’t wake up in the middle of the night crying for mommy or look for my teddy bear. The fifty-foot woman in a cat suit was a hottie, but I am not sure if that involved the manifesto or was another awesome dream.)
There are a few things to figure out before I present my manifesto:
- The significance of the digital clock at the bank showed the time and temperature in Roman numerals.
- Why “Guns and Roses” was performing “Touch Me in the Morning”.
- The 53 boxes of Wheat Chex in my refrigerator.
- Why Brian Williams, Scott Pelley, and Chris Wallace were wearing bathrobes and sitting on my couch drinking Dr. Pepper.
If you can interpret dreams, you’ll have a head start as to what my manifesto will entail. I will be posting the manifesto next week and possibly discuss it in more detail on my podcast a week from Friday.
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