The Third Annual “I Have a New Running Mate” Post
If I have a weakness with my campaign, it’s my inability to keep a running mate. Whether the problem was because the stress of being a candidate got to them or they said bad things about Vanna White, I go through more vice presidential candidates than Kenny dies in South Park. This time I think I got it.
His name is Albee Thayer. He is a rancher in the Abilene, Texas area. The greatest day in his life was when he found out he was born on the exact same day as Vanna. (Damned right I’m jealous!) He is totally on board with my campaign and has dedicated 50 acres of his ranch to help out with my health care plan.
I finally have a candidate who fits all of the qualifications (35 or older, American, no prison record, disdain of Justin Bieber’s music) and has the time and energy required to campaign an international candidate.
The word is getting out. “Heare and Thayer 2012”
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
I think I like Albee better as the Presidential candidate. I can see it now. Signs with “Albee Thayer for YOU”
He can run after I serve my term.
That’s what they all say.