Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Too Smart to Hold Office?

I received a very interesting e-mail this morning.  The e-mail came with a link saying that many of today’s politicians did not do well in college.  I graduated St. Thomas Francis University with a Bachelor’s degree in Marketing.  While I wasn’t Magna Cum Laude, I wasn’t Mega Cum Stain either.  My GPA was a respectable 3.54 with more A’s than C’s.

Those with poor grades include our current vice-president (I think it’s Joe Biden) and the former President and Vice President.  Also included are a couple of my competitors (Rick Perry and Sarah Palin), and Wisconsin governor Scott Walker.

There aren’t a lot of popular politicians who are smart.  There aren’t too many smart politicians who are popular (at least popular enough to win elections.)  While I figure out which category I fit in, I will let you know that I am striving for being both smart and popular.

I will be heading to Wall Street this week.  Rumor has it that there is a strong demographic group for me to campaign to.  My work schedule is tomorrow and Wednesday, but Thursday should be light enough to make a trip to New York City.  With some luck, I can inspire some smart people to run for office and we can stop electing idiots.

 

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October 3, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, Joe Biden, politics, satire, Wall Street | , , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. Good luck on the Wall Street crowds. Although as far as a demographic Wall street types tend to be only slight less cretinous than politicians.Which is why they usually run the machinations behind the scenes…by throwing their cash at agendas.
    After all…they aren’t intelligent enough to figure out a solution.
    Signed,
    A Former NYC Finance Idiot
    (was forced out of the business by bankers wielding pitchforks when it was revealed
    that I was a member of Mensa)

    Comment by Rachael Black | October 5, 2011

    • The Wall Street workers themselves are not a demographic that supports my campaign. The link points to zombies, which were supposed to join #OccupyWallStreet.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | October 5, 2011


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