Too Smart to Hold Office?
I received a very interesting e-mail this morning. The e-mail came with a link saying that many of today’s politicians did not do well in college. I graduated St. Thomas Francis University with a Bachelor’s degree in Marketing. While I wasn’t Magna Cum Laude, I wasn’t Mega Cum Stain either. My GPA was a respectable 3.54 with more A’s than C’s.
Those with poor grades include our current vice-president (I think it’s Joe Biden) and the former President and Vice President. Also included are a couple of my competitors (Rick Perry and Sarah Palin), and Wisconsin governor Scott Walker.
There aren’t a lot of popular politicians who are smart. There aren’t too many smart politicians who are popular (at least popular enough to win elections.) While I figure out which category I fit in, I will let you know that I am striving for being both smart and popular.
I will be heading to Wall Street this week. Rumor has it that there is a strong demographic group for me to campaign to. My work schedule is tomorrow and Wednesday, but Thursday should be light enough to make a trip to New York City. With some luck, I can inspire some smart people to run for office and we can stop electing idiots.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Good luck on the Wall Street crowds. Although as far as a demographic Wall street types tend to be only slight less cretinous than politicians.Which is why they usually run the machinations behind the scenes…by throwing their cash at agendas.
After all…they aren’t intelligent enough to figure out a solution.
Signed,
A Former NYC Finance Idiot
(was forced out of the business by bankers wielding pitchforks when it was revealed
that I was a member of Mensa)
The Wall Street workers themselves are not a demographic that supports my campaign. The link points to zombies, which were supposed to join #OccupyWallStreet.