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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Scaring them Away
Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has decided she will not run for President in 2012. This announcement came one day after current governor of New Jersey Chris Christie said he will not seek the Presidency in 2012. The reason why they have decided to drop out while the others have decided to run is simple: Palin and Christie know me.
In this interview with Larry King in 2010, Sarah Palin tried to scare Larry King by calling me crazy. By the time she was done talking, Larry King was ready to endorse my campaign.
Sarah Palin spoke in this attack ad. It was filled with inaccuracies and parts were confusing. It seemed at the end like she suggested you’d vote for me.
I do not have any videos of Chris Christie talking about me, but he has been the governor for almost two years of the state I reside in. I don’t know what he knows about me, but it seems I am enough of a threat to keep him from running.
The other candidates and President Obama can learn a lesson from Governors Palin and Christie. Don’t mess with the Ahmnodt. (That’s probably not the lesson they learned, but it sounded good.)
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October 5, 2011 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, humor, politics, Republicans, satire | Chris Christie, Larry King, political ads, Sarah Palin