I Warned You About Bieber!
I have said for a while that Justin Bieber was a Canadian spy whose mission was to help destroy the Great American Entertainment Industry. It turns out I was correct, but that was not his only mission. It turns out that Justin Bieber was sent by the Canadian government to destroy all that is America.
Justin performed a “concert” last year at Staples Center. Afterwards, an adult American woman approached him. Nine months later, Baby Bieber was born. She was 19 at the time of the dirty deed while Bieber was 15.
She now wants child support for her child. But in order to claim child support from Bieber, she is admitting that she had an affair with a minor. Here are the problems:
- Baby Bieber was born in the United States and thus is an American citizen.
- If Baby Bieber’s mom pursues the child support, Bieber’s parents could counter with statutory rape.
- Bieber could request to become an American citizen to raise his American child. This would just be a front as he is loyal to Canada.
- He could also request that he and his parents raise the Bieber Baby in Canada. When the Bieber Baby turns 18, he or she could move the United States and already be a citizen based on birth and raised to be a Canadian spy.
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