Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

One Year to Go

On November 6, 2012, people will be going to vote for President of the United States.  I will be among many Americans who will be writing in “Ahmnodt Heare” on that day.  How many other people writing in my name depends on a number of factors:

  • The visibility of my campaign – My campaign has increased in visibility over the last year, but much more needs to be done.  2011 will forever be know as the year that the name “Ahmnodt Heare” was mentioned in the media.
  • Word of mouth from my supporters – I am not suggesting mentioning me 24 hours a day.  Even I sleep on most nights.
  • Innovation:  Finding new and creative ways to get the word out that don’t cost any money.  (I am a fiscal conservative and refuse to raise money or spend money on my campaign.)  I am open to suggestions.
  • More work on my part – I have hired two people for my business.  The next two months will be spent training them and teaching them the ropes and what my clients expect.  Once this is finished, I will limit myself to meeting the clients, finding new clients, and accounting.  This will free up more time for campaigning, debates, and drinking.
There are 365 days until the 2012 elections.  The time is now!  (Though I’m going to wait until tomorrow as I have a nasty chest cold.)
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November 7, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, humor, Personal Life, satire, write-in | , , , ,

3 Comments

  1. I should add that by being innovative, it should be something credited to my campaign before other campaign hijack the ideas like they did in 2008.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 7, 2011

  2. Your campaign is now more viable than Bachmann’s because at least the media will talk about you.

    Comment by bearman | November 8, 2011

    • Rumor had it there was a guy with an “Ahmnodt Heare” sign at an airport in Chicago the other day. It turned out it was a limo driver waiting for a man named “Achmed Heruq.”

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 8, 2011


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