Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Flu Medicine Kicking In

I have been under the weather for the last couple days.  I took some medicine a few hours ago and it is finally kicking in.  Good night.  😦

November 9, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt | Comments Off on Flu Medicine Kicking In

Tax Policy and Unemployment

I believe that unemployment can be lowered by offering tax cuts to companies that hire people and increase taxes on companies that can afford to hire people but opt not to.

November 9, 2011 Posted by | commentary, debate, economy, humor, Oakland, satire, taxes | , , | Comments Off on Tax Policy and Unemployment

Question for Mitt Romney

If you love Michigan so much, why did you move to Massachusetts?  And why were you for the bailouts before you were against them?  (I know that’s two questions)

November 9, 2011 Posted by | debate, humor, Oakland | , , , | Comments Off on Question for Mitt Romney

Dow Drops 400 Because of Italy

In order to minimize the effects of Europe affecting America, we need fewer hedge fund managers like Jon Corzine hedging bets on Greece’s economy.

November 9, 2011 Posted by | commentary, debate, economy, Oakland | , , | 1 Comment

I Should Be There

The debate is about to start without me.  But that’s OK.  I’ll still be able to show that I am best suited to be president and I have the strongest economic platform among the candidates.  I am best qualified to blow your tax dollars and bring prosperity back to America.

November 9, 2011 Posted by | commentary, debate, economy, humor, Oakland, Republicans | Comments Off on I Should Be There

Emergency Alert System

This post is a test of the Emergency Alert System.  This is only a test…

If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been told some hyperboles about a situation followed by things you would be instructed to do.  Failure to comply would result in prison time, death, or both.

November 9, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire | , | 3 Comments

Stay Tuned

Today is a busy day for this blog.  For those who have been criticizing me for a decrease in posts over the past few months, stay tuned throughout the day as I will be posting fast and furious (though I will not be giving weapons to drug cartels at this time).

At 2:00PM Eastern, this blog will be undergoing the Emergency Alert System.  The blog will post various warnings and hyperboles as part of the Emergency Alert System.  Please note that the messages will not be real and that this is only a test.  I will not be grading these tests so everybody will get an “A”.

Tonight is the debate.  The main focus of the debate will be the economy.  This is my strongest point.   (And probably the biggest reason why I wasn’t invited to debate.)  I am the true fiscal conservative.  I have spent less money on my campaign than all other candidates combined.  The debate is at 6:00PM Mountain time on CNBC.

I may or may not write something else as it happens.  This is a rare day that I will be home all day but not working at all.  There will be no appointments again as I am a bit under a weather with a mild case of simple chronic halitosis.

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November 9, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, debate, economy, humor, issues, Oakland, satire | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Stay Tuned

   

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