Life of a Citizen
This lively pet hamster will keep you company throughout the day. Watch him run on his wheel, drink water, and eat the food you feed him by clicking your mouse. Click the center of the wheel to make him get back on it.
You are the hamster. You run around in circles all day. The government is your computer mouse. It will drop food you you and allow you to have some time to eat and drink. It will then click the center of the wheel to remind you to be a good little citizen and run around in circles some more.
If I was president, I would let you roam in a field free of predators and eat grass and wander wherever you want. No more droppings from the sky called “lunch.” You eat when you want, run when and where you want, and drink when you want. It’s your life.
Please vote for me on November 6, 2012. Thank you for your support.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Always knew that being a mammal would eventually unhinge me.
Oh wait. too late.
Looking forward to your upcoming presidency and nommy fresh grass.
Thank you for reminding me. Good thing I have a year to get fresh grass. The grass now is a bit dry.
I have nothing to say since I am mesmerized by the hamster graphic.
Bearman: heh
I was mesmerized also. It took longer to write this entry because I kept wanting to play with the hamster.