I’m not showing up in any polls besides the Oudda Poll (which is ran by my mother). I haven’t gotten invited to any debates. My media exposure has been limited to a tweet read on MSNBC and two tweets read on the local news. These truths have been huge obstacles in my campaign.
There are good signs from non-traditional sources. My internet presence continues to grow. More people are talking about me in conversations with other people. Some men tell women that they know me as a pick-up line in bars. (This is ironic because that line works better than when I tell women that I AM Ahmnodt Heare.) I have been offered Secret Service protection. (I declined because I don’t like it when others look cooler in sunglasses than I do.)
The race has been narrowed down between me and President Obama. This is because I am not a Republican invited to the “Kiss-of-Death” debate on December 27 in Des Moines. It is not the kiss of death because it’s in Des Moines. It is a fine city, I have been there in the past. It is the kiss of death because of the moderator, Donald Trump.
The reason why Donald Trump is the “Kiss of Death” is simple. Every time a candidate goes to visit Donald Trump in search of an endorsement, he or she drops in the polls like a rock off the Empire State Building. It started with Sarah Palin. She isn’t even running any more. Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Herman Cain have all seen the Donald with similar results: A rapid freefall from the polls has resulted every time. Newt Gingrich is scheduled to meet him on Monday.
I will be declining that debate and any invitation to visit Donald Trump. Victory is mine!
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December 2, 2011
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Ahmnodt Heare for President 
My Chances Just Got Much Better!
I’m not showing up in any polls besides the Oudda Poll (which is ran by my mother). I haven’t gotten invited to any debates. My media exposure has been limited to a tweet read on MSNBC and two tweets read on the local news. These truths have been huge obstacles in my campaign.
There are good signs from non-traditional sources. My internet presence continues to grow. More people are talking about me in conversations with other people. Some men tell women that they know me as a pick-up line in bars. (This is ironic because that line works better than when I tell women that I AM Ahmnodt Heare.) I have been offered Secret Service protection. (I declined because I don’t like it when others look cooler in sunglasses than I do.)
The race has been narrowed down between me and President Obama. This is because I am not a Republican invited to the “Kiss-of-Death” debate on December 27 in Des Moines. It is not the kiss of death because it’s in Des Moines. It is a fine city, I have been there in the past. It is the kiss of death because of the moderator, Donald Trump.
The reason why Donald Trump is the “Kiss of Death” is simple. Every time a candidate goes to visit Donald Trump in search of an endorsement, he or she drops in the polls like a rock off the Empire State Building. It started with Sarah Palin. She isn’t even running any more. Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Herman Cain have all seen the Donald with similar results: A rapid freefall from the polls has resulted every time. Newt Gingrich is scheduled to meet him on Monday.
I will be declining that debate and any invitation to visit Donald Trump. Victory is mine!
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