Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

New Poll, What It Means, and What To Do

This poll shows how various Republican candidates would run against President Obama and me. For some reason, this poll decided to list me as "Undecided."

This poll was obviously biased. Fortunately, 16-18% of Americans were bold enough to tell the pool taker that they didn’t want either Obama nor did they want any Republican.  Strictly going by this poll, I will have to get an additional 34% of the vote.

Here is the plan between now and December 23 – Bathroom Blitz!

Don’t worry.  You won’t have to do anything creepy in the bathroom.  In fact, for the sake of the campaign, please don’t.  All you have to do is make a sign and hang it up in a stall.  (Preferably on the door at eye level of anyone squatting. )  You can make your sign or you can print a copy of the sign below:

 The secret is stealth.  You don’t want to carry a bunch of signs into the bathroom.  You should only worry about one stall per bathroom visit.  And only go to the bathroom if you would have a reason to be at the place with the bathroom to begin with.

Feel free to take a picture of your sign and send it to ahmnodtheare@politician.com.  I plan to post the pictures after Christmas.


December 6, 2011 - Posted by | campaign, election, humor, politics, Poll, satire | ,

1 Comment

  1. […] I first mentioned my “Bathroom Blitz” campaign, I had no idea what kind of effect it would have.  Would people post signs? […]

    Pingback by Not Quite What I Meant « Ahmnodt Heare for President | December 13, 2011

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

%d bloggers like this: