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What I Have Learned From Tim Tebow

My father always says, “Whether you can or you can’t, you have to do it, so do it!”  the premise behind that thinking is that if you don’t dwell on thinking that something can’t be done, you will spend time thinking on how to get it done.  I see a lot of that in Tim Tebow.  He is hardly accurate throwing the ball and people question his ability to compete in the NFL.  He runs a lot for a quarterback, but he’s not very fast.  Despite these glaring shortcomings, he keeps winning.  But how?

I have been looking through Denver Broncos highlights and I watched the last couple games.  Here is what I have learned:

  • He doesn’t give up – He is a firm believer of “It’s not over until it’s over,”  “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again,” and countless other cliches that coaches tell their players.
  • He has his team believing they can win (even with him at quarterback) and people tend to do more when they know their objective can be reached.
  • He stays out of trouble (on and off the field) – He doesn’t do drugs, drink, or hang out at the mall or the library.  On the field, he doesn’t fumble, throw the ball to the bad guys, or do stupid things that hurt the team.

This is what I have learned:

  • I gave up once, but I took back down and am preparing for the pitfalls I expect in the 2012 campaign.  I’m not going to win by doing things the traditional way.  This is why my campaign is unconventional – I am campaigning to my strengths.
  • While I am not sure how many people think I can win, I do know many Americans think I am a better candidate than either Obama or any of the Republican candidates.
  • I stay out of trouble (on and off the campaign trail) – I don’t take campaign money from big business (or from anybody else as is evident by the lack of a “PayPal” button on this website.)  And I only patronize legitimate nudie bars recognized by the law.

I wish Tim Tebow luck for the rest of this season as well as in his career.  I have already learned much from him and look forward to learning more.


December 14, 2011 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , ,


  1. Tebow is freaking awesome and not just on the foostball field. He has character coming out his wazoo! He’s my favorite player right now.

    Comment by Scholar Mel | December 15, 2011

    • The toughest test will come Sunday against the Patriots. Not so much for Tebow as for the Broncos. The Pats’ offensive is tough. Fortunately for Tebow, the Pats’ defensive isn’t all that good. Should be a good game.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | December 15, 2011

  2. I don’t have a clue who Tim Tebow is, but it appears he plays some sort of organized sport other than hockey.
    Does he get many base runs?
    The meat of the post is what makes it. Your independent spirit and refusal to conform make you the ideal candidate!

    Comment by Rachael Black | January 6, 2012

    • Tebow doesn’t get any base runs or freebase or whatever they do in baseball. The irony is he hasn’t done as well since I wrote this. Some of this is because he has been trying to conform.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 6, 2012

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