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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
2011 – The Debacle (April-June)
“Chicka-Chicka-Boom-Boom”
April was the month when I discovered that President Obama was a member of the Cinemafia and had no shame about it. The Cinemafia was also active in censoring me from the mainstream media after this tweet of mine managed to slip into the airwaves:
May started the long string of debates I wasn’t invited to. I did a tale of the tape comparing my policies to the Republican candidates and President Obama. I discussed in detailed the death of traditional news as we know it. The month invaded with Canada invading Atlanta again and stealing their hockey franchise.
June was a horrible month for me as I was unable to campaign much due to various injuries (hamstring, concussion, broken fingernail, etc.) At least we don’t have to worry about Anthony Weiner or Rod Blagojevich in politics for a while.
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December 28, 2011 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, Canada, commentary, humor, Obama, politics | Anthony Weiner, Atlanta, chicka boom boom, cinemafia, injuries, news, Rod Blagojevich