2011 – The Debacle (October-December)
“Oops!”
Not much happened in October as I was recovering from my campaign hiatus.
November: My prediction that Justin Bieber is a Canadian spy was proven to be correct. I went on to discuss his mission in the United States. I explained the politics of the media and of food. I explained the life of the citizen and how I plan to help (as I am also a citizen).
December: One learning experience after another. I learned not to wash the toaster in the bathtub while it is plugged in. Another lesson was that I don’t always express myself clearly enough. I also exposed more dirt on the Cinemafia. Trial and error sessions with my new video show.
Tomorrow I will make my predictions for 2012.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
It’s because of you that from now on I’m no longer a belieber in Bieber.
What’s the deal with the plugged-in toaster? Did it not reach the tub?
It reached the tub and started sparking, shorting the toaster. It doesn’t work anymore. 😦
I personally clean the toaster by leaving it plugged in and scraping those old toast crumbs out with a fork. But that’s just me.
Looking forward to your prognostications for the coming year!
Thank you for the cleaning out the toaster tip. I’ll have to try that with this new toaster.