Campaign Schedule Set
I will be back on the campaign trail next week. I will be going to Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina. My schedule will be such as the Republican candidates will be out of these states by the time I arrive.
Iowa (Sunday – Tuesday) I will visit Des Moines, a few “costal” cities and some farms assuming I can get over my formidophobia (fear of scarecrows). I will also dine (as I always do) in local “Mom-and-Pop” diners to get a pulse on Iowans.
New Hampshire (Wednesday – Friday) The days will be spent walking through towns and talking with local business people. I will also visit a cemetery and campaign to the deceased there. The nights will been at ski lodges shooting the breeze with ski bunnies talking about everything from politics to the dangers Justin Bieber causes on American society. I hope to visit the shore while I am in New Hampshire (There isn’t much coastline, but there is some).
South Carolina (Saturday – Monday) The trip starts with flying to Charlotte, NC. The reason why I am flying there is because Saturday is South Carolina’s Primary day and I don’t want to run into Jon Huntsman if I don’t have to.
I will be making a pilgrimage to North Myrtle Beach on Sunday morning to check out the house Vanna White lived in as a child. I will then try to find a meetup of Vanna White supremacists in the area. Otherwise, it will be dining at any “Mom-and-Pop” restaurants that might be opened on a Sunday. (Alternate plan is Waffle House)
I leave South Carolina Monday morning and hope to be home Monday afternoon.
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